that moment you type “congratulatinos”
Me: *I take a bite of my eggplant wrap my mother bought me*
My mother: So how is your wrap?
Me: *I begin chewing*
My mother: Is it fresh?
To stand in front of 30 15-year-olds and tell them you don’t have STDs and that you are not a slut is the hardest thing you will ever have to do.
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Sarah Jones, Cincinnati Ben-Gals Cheerleader and high school teacher who had to explain an article about her in a tabloid to her students. She has now been charged with having sex with one of her students. |
Al Sharpton wanted to interview me. Yeah, Al Sharpton. But I said, ‘No, I don’t want Al Sharpton interviewing me. He gon’ steal my shine.’
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| — | Guy on the train last week |
Bad Lip Reading of the Day: Bad Lip Reading somehow manages to make GOP presidential candidate Rick Perry sound halfway coherent.
[thd.]
