December 2009
21 posts
He’s doing it again.
and a happy neeew yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear
I’m pretty sure my boss is listening to Celine Dion.
edit — I knew I recognized the song, but I didn’t know what it was. It’s “So This Is Christmas.”
edit — It’s not my boss. So someone, somewhere in this office, is listening to “Happy Christmas (War Is Over)” (the actual title of the song) by Celine Dion. On repeat.
edit —...
Is it bad that the Hanukkah gelt that I’m eating that I got from yesterday’s work holiday party - which look like American quarters - have 1994 on them? Like as though they were a 1994 quarter, not like it says “made in 1994.” It’s just weird. Also, when I open them, they’re like — whitish inside. I don’t think they’re that old, but it’s...
…Joel Silver invented Ultimate Frisbee???
mliaverage:
Today I auditioned for the school musical. A girl decided to sing “Under the Sea” from Disneys the Little Mermaid. When she got to the part where it say; “Down where its wetter, that’s where its better”, paused then said “that’s what she said”, then continued to sing the rest of the song. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, while I was taking a quiz in English class on vocab words I never studied, knowing that I did terrible, I decided to try writing 100% on the top and circle it like the teacher does just to see if he would go through the papers and skip over it thinking he already graded it. I got my paper back without any marks on it and 100% in the gradebook. Success. MLIA
mliaverage:
The other day, I had my wisdom teeth out, and I was on some pretty good drugs. I called my professor to tell him that I wasn’t going to be in class, and I thought I left him a normal message. Today I came back, and he played it for the entire class. Apparently I’m secretly deathly afraid of buses, feeling rather like a blue monkey, and was also looking forward to going to the fair...
mliaverage:
Earlier this morning, I was teaching my mom the appropriate time to say, “That’s what she said”. Later we were eating some really hot chilli when my brother said that it was too hot. My dad said, “You’re not beneath blowing it”. My mom then yells, “SHE SAID THAT!! SHE SAID THAT!” and then turns to me to tell me that she’s a quick study. She had no idea why I had fallen out of my...
