The writer of this book I’m cataloguing is named Susan Kaiser Greenland.
If I were her, I’d just drop the first name.
Kaiser Greenland.
Boss.
December 2010
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"Mario Lopez and Paris Hilton in 'The Dog Who Saved Christmas Vacation!'"
Wuht.
I looked it up. This is, apparently, a real thing.
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Failed picks for the "use a movie title to describe your last sexual experience" game:
- There Will Be Blood
- 12 Angry Men
- Mommy Dearest
- Avatar
- The Elephant Man
- Human Centipede
- Jaws
- The Quick and the Dead
- Garfield
- Selena
The "Oh My God Guys, I Can't Believe Senior Year Is Almost Over" Button
Promise we’ll stay in touch after graduation. Promise.
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I’d only closed my eyes for a minute, when a random guy woke me up to tell me that I’d been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
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