March 2010
31 posts
more facebook commentry
Friend: This article is lolol all through. http://gothamist.com/2010/03/23/justin_bieber.php
Friend: “7 more years he will be banging hollywood a-list chick. just watch.” “and 3 more years after that he’ll be banging Hollywood A list dudes”
Friend: http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/
Me: I’ve got a fever. And the only prescription is more...
Best way to quit your job? →
Won't You Be My Neighbor? Day →
Just realised this...
Saw a teaser for “Nurse Jackie,” and realised …
Doesn’t Edie Falco kinda look like Jeremy Renner?
I just saw someone’s facebook (not in the dictionary, tumblr? really? and “tumblr” isn’t in it either?) where their profile said:
Political Views: Oi! Religious Views: Oy!
In other news, don’t take things off my desk. I don’t care if I work for you. You are very nice, but it is my desk.
YOU MUSTN’T FUCK WITH THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES.
still need to get my license…
WatchReminded of this because someone I know saw Sam Waterston on the street the other day. I told him to thank Mr. Waterston the next time he sees him, because I no longer cower under my afghan in fear of the oncoming, inevitable robot attack.
Because robots are made of metal. And robots are strong.
This is an article about a professor I had.... →
Crossed off the to-do list (meant to write this...
Mosh Mosh with one of my best friends (I have three.) Watch said best friend get made out with and groped by drunk dude Pass drunk dude on the stairs on the way out, watch best friend say “oh, hello!” when drunk dude brushes past, watch drunk dude reply “Hello mothafuckaaah!”
Also, Christopher Walken as Mary Jones in Precious 2: Electric Boogaloo. Just sayin’....
Facebook commentry...
Friend: does anyone have a hair crimper i can borrow for tomorrow?
Friend of Friend: you should call my friend 1998, she’s definitely got one.
Oh noes
“I think to let your man around Angelina is like giving Naomi Campbell a cell phone.” - Sherri Shepherd
Why are the plays I want to see getting such lousy...
Granted, I based my wanting to see “Mr. and Mrs. Fitch” on the fact that John Lithgow is in it, and I based my (quickly dashed) desire to see “A Behanding in Spokane” on the fact that it stars (a reportedly fantastic) Christopher Walken, but both plays have gotten awful reviews. If they didn’t cost CRAZY MONEY I might be tempted to ignore the reviews, but we’re...
