i was telling my sister yesterday, ever since i found out that sia is going to be writing songs for christina aguilera to sing for her movie “burlesque,” i keep picturing christina aguilera dancing on a stripper pole in slow motion to “breathe me.” kinda like the end of “six feet under,” except, you know, with strippers.
I just went to Starbucks for the sole purpose of using my free-tall-coffee slip, and when I got there I realised I left it in the office. Of course, at that point I wanted to get a larger drink, and food, so although I planned to spend zero, I ended up spending $10.55.
EDIT: AND I DIDN’T GET SPLENDA
EDIT: Looked in the cabinet for sugar, found none, asked coworker, he told me to look in the same cabinet I just looked in, he found it. “Cleverly hidden in a clear plastic bag.”