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May 14

that moment you type “congratulatinos”

Apr 24

• Me: *I take a bite of my eggplant wrap my mother bought me*
• My mother: So how is your wrap?
• Me: *I begin chewing*
• My mother: Is it fresh?

Mar 30

“To stand in front of 30 15-year-olds and tell them you don’t have STDs and that you are not a slut is the hardest thing you will ever have to do.” —

Sarah Jones, Cincinnati Ben-Gals Cheerleader and high school teacher who had to explain an article about her in a tabloid to her students. She has now been charged with having sex with one of her students.

http://news.yahoo.com/cincinnati-ben-gals-cheerleader-former-kentucky-teacher-charged-172428542—abc-news-topstories.html

Dec 12

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Oct 26

(Source: memewhore, via tyleroakley)

Oct 03

“Al Sharpton wanted to interview me. Yeah, Al Sharpton. But I said, ‘No, I don’t want Al Sharpton interviewing me. He gon’ steal my shine.’” — Guy on the train last week

Sep 30

tyleroakley:

TERRIFYING.

Sep 29

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Sep 28

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